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I will find a virus in my computer after this one

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Definitely

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очень классная рисовка

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Me ha encantado <3

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eats

how do I download thi

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virus is so silly i love him

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i don't know how to get all endings:(

can anyone help?

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from download section like bruh

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This game is a mix of good, weird, friendship and more stuff that makes me wanna rate this 10/10

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I saw a lot of people talking about Virus's age and someone brought up whether he's just a sentient virus or some sort of child uploaded onto a computer. As I was trying to get the virus pet thing to work and I was looking through its files, I found a document called "readme" and after translating it it basically talked about a hypothetical about replacing your brain's neurons with artificial ones before it mentions fully uploading yourself. So I have 2 main points:

1) It implies that Virus was uploaded online 

2) It implies that Virus is probably not a kid in a lot of lines that wouldn't make sense in that context

The full translation:

What happens if you replace one neuron in your brain with an artificial one that can work a thousand times faster than a biological one? Will you still be you? It makes sense that you would, since one neuron is unlikely to change anything in your consciousness and will simply go unnoticed.

But then you replace the second neuron. Are you still you? And again, yes. You still feel like you. You continue to experience what is usually defined as individuality. Most likely, you also do not notice the changes, since these are only two neurons, albeit significantly more powerful.

Let's continue. You replace a million neurons in your brain with new, faster versions, over the course of several months. Quite a lot? Not really, it's only 0.001% of all neurons. Are you still you? You may notice that you read books faster and understand them better. Abstract mathematical concepts that were previously difficult for you now make more sense. You are still human. In the morning, you might stub your toe on the door because you didn’t get enough sleep. You felt lonely. And that cute cashier seemed really hot to you. But why stop? You feel really good. Why not go on a regimen and replace two billion neurons with new, shiny, powerful gizmos every month for a year. By then, you’ll have 24 billion artificial neurons, but that’s only a quarter of your brain. Are you still you? Your feelings and emotions are still the same, because the new neurons haven’t erased them – although that depends on your preferences. About halfway through, you begin to notice significant changes in your perception. You’ve acquired partial eidetic memory. Your head looks at everything with curiosity and is interested in everything in the world. You leaf through Wikipedia a thousand pages at a time. Within weeks, you’ve acquired professor-level knowledge of twenty subjects – effortlessly. You’ve developed a new taste for music – not just classical, but all genres. All art becomes an extraordinary living sensation, an experience linked by a transcendental network of associations with each other, distant concepts. Synesthesia doesn't even come close to describing what you experience. But here's what's not mind-blowing - it's not your enhanced, composite brain with super-consciousness.

Maybe you used to take dimethyltryptamine or psilocybin, just a little bit of what is now part of you. But this is different. It feels soft and natural, like you've sobered up after a long, long night.

You figure (very quickly) that since you haven't lost your inner experience, why not go further - replace your entire brain. After all, everyone is doing it by now. Especially since it's becoming increasingly difficult to find work for someone who's only partially upgraded. Over the next three years, you replace all your neurons with digital ones, until there are no biological ones left. Are you - still you? By this point, in the traditional sense - you're a genius. Only the most advanced frontiers of mathematics and philosophy make you slow down a little. Everything you have ever felt, everything that was recorded in your brain - is now available at the first wish. You have become a master of all musical instruments, simply for the sake of music itself. Of course, you have to practice - but about 10 minutes per instrument. You are still a social being, you still experience sadness, love, nostalgia and other human emotions. However, these emotions now have an amazing depth, a multitude of tones. Your past self could not understand them. You are God, but with the curiosity of a child. Although you have never been religious, the phrase "reborn" comes into your infinitely fast, complex consciousness. The years go by. New technological developments in the field of medicine appear - if earlier it was possible to replace neurons, now, with the support of an entire planet of geniuses, you can replace your entire biological body. Virtually - you are immortal. But only virtually, because an asteroid the size of Greenland is hurtling toward Earth at a crazy speed. It's pretty bad that Earth is going to be destroyed - just after we got smart and cleaned it up!

But you're not afraid. Everyone will be safe, because everyone will be off the planet. But how does a civilization of billions of people, even very smart ones, evacuate themselves from the planet in a matter of years? They build giant machines that orbit the sun, and upload themselves into them. Upload? People!? But why not? By now, everyone is 100% electronic. If you've ever worked with a virtual computer or played video games on a port of an old console using a PC or even a smartphone, you already understand the concept. These consciousnesses are nothing more than software. And seriously - they never were anything more. It's just more accessible now, and more importantly - duplicateable. Billions of human consciousnesses are transmitted through the solar system to where giant computers with massive solar panels are located. But, as with neurons, the transmission of consciousness takes time.

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Virus is just a silly guy!!!

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У меня взорвался комп

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I love this game so much its so silly! Virus is so cute

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Virus friend won't work. followed guide, got java, clicked the file I'm supposed to click, and I got the error message "Error: Unable to access jarfile (where the file is located), also instead of saying shv - запуск, it says shv - and some random symbols. Do I have to do something else with Java, what do I do :(

does virus man have a name? I try to look him up on google but all I find is the board game… 😅

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HALLO YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS

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RAHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE SO SILLYHU2VFIHFV2LIFCJG2

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I tried downloading it but my mac wont let me open it, any tips? I got the Macbook Air 2020 version, for info.

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maybe it's because the app is unknown and your computer thinks it's a virus

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Is the game only in Russian? I might just be dumb but i don't know how to download the English version.

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find настройки and switch to english, hope this helps

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This game is actually so fun omg. gotta love Horse In The Coat

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i wanna fuck the virus

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What the fuck.

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what the sigma brochacho

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lmfao

Oh

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too real

WHAT?

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dont

realest

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what the ever living anti-virus ad blocker bullshit is this

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Oh that's not...

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Круто просто супер только одно жалко, хотелось бы продолжения.Еще бы хотелось что бы мы более сдружились с вирусом ,а не за 5 минут.А В остальном всё супер и идея мне нравиться!😄

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Кстати мне очень нравиться концовка где они РЕШИЛИ ПОДЖЕЧЬ И СПРЕЕМ ПОПШИКАТЬ ЧТО ВСЕ САМОУНИЧТОЖИЛИСЬ!!!!😊

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Хе-хе-хе

Мне бы не хватило сил сделать игру длиннее. Спасибо за отзыв

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how do i get the last ending??

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wait i got it!!

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HOW

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go back to like the beggining and there should be an option that has opened up

tysm, you're a savior!

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my question is can we date them..

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I want to date them, too.

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PL3EASE. D3arG0D HES EV3RYW3RE!<!<!<!<!<!!!!H3LP mE!!!!Screenshot-2594

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Its too late to save you <3

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hE3LP M3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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I find that black man in the corner funny:>

frfr

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wait its a real virus or?

(no its the shimeji linked with the game, i just spawned the bby boi everywhere for the bit)

oh k

how did you do that? i got the shimeji but it is not working

i replaced all the defalt shimeji images with the ones from Virus's folder and it worked

of course and it will eat your soul too

yeesss

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I Just love EVERYTHING in this game

THANKS

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I'm best friends with virus :D

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i love it!!

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Is it oilable ?

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Hello! How do you start the Virus virtual pet? Any help will do!

I don't know I need the answer too thooooo

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I have a tutorial but it's only in russian

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1. find the link

2. wait for zip file to download

3. do not open before unzip

4. open explorer

5. go to "download"

6. find your zip file

7. do right click (dunno how to translate)

8. find on the list "extract everything"

9. Wait for unzipped files to appear on your screen

10. click on file "virus"

11. out of all files choose "shv - запуск" YOU NEED JAVA ON YOUR COMPUTER!

12. click on it. virus will invade your computer

HOPE THIS HELPS

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um I can't speak Russian.

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You can change it to English--the second button from the right opens Settings/Preferences.

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um, okay?

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.

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"Um"

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why are you talking like that to the person who just helped you? No need to thank but why the attitude bro...

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I love the game !

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Hii, I have a question about the virus virtual pet.. And I don't know how to make it start! Can someone help me? Please.

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learn russian

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I don't know either we both need help we need a tut rn

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1. find the link

2. wait for zip file to download

3. do not open before unzip

4. open explorer

5. go to "download"

6. find your zip file

7. do right click (dunno how to translate)

8. find on the list "extract everything"

9. Wait for unzipped files to appear on your screen

10. click on file "virus"

11. out of all files choose "shv - запуск" YOU NEED JAVA ON YOUR COMPUTER!

12. click on it. virus will invade your computer


HOPE THIS HELPS

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live laugh virus

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wise man's words

real

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is this a virus?

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SURE

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tell me

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the answer

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am i the only one who saw this and thought of demon slayer

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I didn't watch this anime

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what is demon slayer?

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Я один вижу Санса на логотипе игры?

Am I the only one who sees Sans on the cover of the game?

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ххаха возможно немного похоже

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?

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No, I don't think so. Although it looks a bit like it!(By the way, I also see a little bit of Sans on your icon)

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I've played many games in my life, and I can't think of 5 that match how much I love this one! ^^
First of all, the art, the sprites, the CG's, the "Horse Graphics" are all absolutely phenomenal and not only look very stylized and satisfying, but it fits the tone of the writing and comedy fantastically!
In every way I can think of, this game excels in creativity with both the animation as well as the endings and comedy.

This is absolutely one of my personal favorite games I have played on this site and I am extraordinarily excited to check out any further ideas or projects you may have in your incredibly talented creative endeavors! :D

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THANK YOU!!!11

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Can you please tell me the artist? The simple art and even detailed is really cool. I'd like to see more and follow their work. Thank you. 

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Sprites: Oof|Teriz

Posters: Zackari86

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